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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at theW
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.>*
某人死後來到天國，在天國門口遇到了聖彼得，同時看見聖彼得後面的一大片牆 上掛OS"
滿了時鐘。NMdVH
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He asked, "Whatever are all those clocks for?"o!o/
他問道：「那些時鐘是作什麼用的？」DkEv@
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St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a{
lie-clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will moveloM\
atiny bit."<i\^
聖彼得回道：「那些都是記錄扯謊的鐘，每個人一生都跟隨著一個扯謊的鐘，他每?Wh-r*
扯一次謊時鐘的指針就動一小格。」Zg~I
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"Oh," said the man, pointing at a clock still at 12, "whose clock is that?"0LYB
「喔！」這人回應，並指著一個仍停留在十二點的鐘問：「那個鐘是誰的呢？」$3sj
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"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she7||lV
was totally honest."43$J
「那是泰瑞莎修女的，它的指針從未動過，這表示她一生都沒扯過謊，是個很坦誠的x{tcYF
人。」g
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"I see," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"X-!
「我明白了。」此人說道；「那個鐘又是誰的呢？」[
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St. Peter responded, "That's George Washington's clock. The hands havegEr9*E
moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life."w^4&,
聖彼得回道：「那是喬治˙華盛頓的鐘，它的指針動過二次，這表示他這一生只扯過-1,e
二次謊。」.
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"Why this clock point at 11:59, was that man more honest thansm<Y
MotherTeresa? "
「那這個鐘為什麼指到11點59分，難道此人比泰瑞莎修女還要誠實？」MU^
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St. Peter replied again, "No, that's Bill Clinton's clock ;telling that he|0se
told lies many times in his leader period. One more lie the clock will+
point at 12."sw6i
聖彼得又回答：「錯了！那是比爾˙柯林頓的。這表示他在總統任內謊言不斷，再加5I|@z
上一次就可以回到12點了。」Y
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"Where's Ying-jeou Ma (President of Taiwan) clock?" asked the man.25=
「那台灣的總統—馬英九，他的鐘在哪裡呢？」這人問道。Wo-#}
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And St. Peter replied, "Ying-jeou's clock is in my office; I'm using it for a`q6K*?
ceiling fan!"Q\2
聖彼得回應道：「英九的鐘在我辦公室，我把它裝在天花板上當風扇用了。」aX=z
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"And Where's Den-yih Wu(Premier of Taiwan) Clock?" ask the man.c}q-w
「那台灣的行政院長—吳敦義，他的鐘在哪裡呢？」這人問道。^D
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And St. Peter replied, "Mr Wu's clock is in my plane; I'm using it for aW
propeller!"G?6Q
聖彼得回應道：「吳先生的鐘在我飛機上，我把它拿來當螺旋槳用了。」Ck
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XD~笑笑就好~y=3'
政治狂人別來啊...Yc
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